Millennial Mom Monday — Things I Never Thought I Would Say

Mondays are for the Millennial Mothers (and dads too. And aunts and uncles, grandparents and friends. It’s just more alliterative this way…)

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This Weeks’ Theme: Things I Never Thought I Would Hear Myself Say (Before I Had Kids)

Here are some of mine, off the top of my head:

“…oh, look at my husband’s “boys” wriggling around on that big screen!”
“…and then the nurse grabbed my boob and shoved it into his mouth…”
“…Well done! You pooped!”
“…Don’t stand on your brother’s head!”
“…Don’t bite [me/your brother/that kid].”
“…can I have my iPod back now? [to my two-year old]”

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